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[SpencerPJ]

 

[dave54]

I used to go RVing with a group of friends. We would gather almost every weekend. But I had to stop.

Would you keep camping with someone whose rig kept breaking down and asking everyone else to fix it, kept getting lost enroute to the campground, drank everyone's beer without offering to chip in, shirked all the camp chores he was asked to do, and was always complaining about the weather or the campsite?

My friends didn't want to go camping with someone like that either. So now I have to camp by myself.

 

[RRR]

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We had a cat like that. Real sweet till she wasn't. I got a few scars from her. Got even when we had to put her down...And I still miss her.

 

[RRR]

There is a federal law that mandates all shopping carts have at least one bad wheel. ...in case you you wondered why you always get a cart with a bad wheel.

There is also a law that the bottom rack slopes forward with no stops on them so anything vibrates off going across the parking lot.

 

[Ohiosnowbird]

I went to the doctor with a suspicious looking mole.
The doctor took one look and said "You should have left it in the garden".

I tell my cats that all the time when they bring me suspicious looking moles….

 

[Krazeehorse33]