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[SpencerPJ]

 

[Ray-IN]

If you're buying SMART water at $5 a bottle.........

It isn't working.

 

[Oldgator73]

Not locksmith material.

 

[jymbee]

 

[Ohiosnowbird]

 

[Ray-IN]

Not locksmith material.

 

[jymbee]

If you've ever owned a feline...

 

[Tulecreeper]

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Part of George Carlin's "Words" skit.

 

[Krazeehorse33]

 

[Krazeehorse33]

 

[Kirk]

 

[tlmgcamp]

 

[SpencerPJ]

 

[SpencerPJ]

 

[jymbee]

 

[Ohiosnowbird]

 

[Krazeehorse33]

 

[Krazeehorse33]

 

[Krazeehorse33]

 

[Dusty Traveler]

Once a visit with the grandchildren we all sit around the table. Each with their own spoon. I get one spoon and pass the 1/2 gallon ice cream box to the next of eight.
Then I tell them some crazy kiddo joke or play it out so they can have fun with at school. While they were getting ready for school I walked into the Kitchen and began knocking on the door of the Refrigerator. One of them soon said, Okay grandpa, why are you knocking on the door of the refrigerator. Oh, I reply, and say, I did not want to disturb the lettuce as it may be dressing.