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[Oldgator73]

 

[Ohiosnowbird]

 

[Bill & Gail]

We used the idiot joke when i supported computers. We would tell people it was an I D ten T error

I used to tell that to my students in A+ class, when I taught an evening class.

 

[rvlifer]

I used to tell that to my students in A+ class, when I taught an evening class.

Did you ever use the picnic error joke?

Problem in chair not in computer

 

[John From Detroit]

I used to tell that to my students in A+ class, when I taught an evening class.

I used to tell that to my students in A+ class, when I taught an evening class.

I still use the 10 T joke.... And though I've heard the expansion of the other one. Never heard it called Picnic before... Good one will have to remember it

 

[jymbee]

 

[jymbee]

 

[Tulecreeper]

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Oh, you mean Marines.

 

[tlmgcamp]

OK...so the hunting of bears is a controversial issue in my area. There was a recent "Letter to the Editor" that correctly assessed the Dept of Fish & Wildlife goal of an annual bear harvest of 20% of the total population. This person then lamented that at 20% per year, the bear population would be completely exterminated in 5 years because 20% + 20% + 20% + 20% + 20% = 100%.

This guy is clearly not smarter than your average bear.

 

[RRR]

And it won't be long till no one remembers where that saying came from.

 

[old_toys]

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they have the exact same bridge near UofLousiville. they call it the can opener because every year it tears the lid off a semi trailer. when it rains cats and dogs it floods and the automobile idiots still try to make it through. when they stall out in the middle they all wait in their vehicles till the rescue squad gets there and holds they hand while they walk out?

 

[Chef Duane]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

How could he not? The adrenaline rush from dodging the trucks blew the cholesterol out of his arteries and, for a few intense seconds, he forgot everything else... all his petty troubles. It was a scary moment but pulling it off for the first time left him with a thrilling memory that would bring him pleasure for years to come. Oh.. he'd trained for it, learning about trucks, the air currents underneath them, why they changed course or speed, and how they worked. And he'd watched for a while, talked to the other road dashers, and then made his first crossing facing a slow moving truck on a narrow road. He progressed to wider roads and faster trucks, and eventually even groups of trucks. Some of the old chickens said he was crazy risking his neck on bare scorching asphalt. But he knew some of the young ones secretly dug it and admired him for his courage. But that was not the main appeal of the dash. It was assessing the risk properly, preparing for it, dealing with the unexpected problems and making it to the other side with his feathers intact.

The old chickens could never understand, but he never understood how they could lead lives completely devoid of the thrill of the risk.

And that is why the chicken crossed the road.

 

[Tulecreeper]

And it won't be long till no one remembers where that saying came from.

"Heeyyy, Boo-Boo! Let's go get a Pic-a-nick basket!"

 

[Ray-IN]

 

[John From Detroit]

And it won't be long till no one remembers where that saying came from.

I do agree Yogi was smarter than the guy who said 20+20 ans so on
But even Yogi made a BooBoo.

Oh and after 5 years you would have about 33% of the bears left assuming no new births.... Which of course there would be.

 

[NY_Dutch]

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There's a railroad bridge near my childhood home that has been the scene of many truck strikes over the years despite large signage and flashing lights warning of the low height. At a recent town council meeting, some additional measures were discussed. After it was explained for new members and the audience that the railroad owns the bridge and says the rails cannot be economically raised, a councilman asked why couldn't the town just lower the road. After he was told that wasn't possible because of the creek that runs under the road way just after the overpass. He then suggested lowering the creek. Dead silence... Followed by much laughter...

 

[SMR]

 

[Oldgator73]

 

[Oldgator73]

My neighbor hunts every year. Known him for ten years. Haven’t seen a deer yet.

 

[Boat Bum]

How do you fix a Jack O Lantern?



With a pumpkin patch.